
The Compliance Theater of AI Agents
In 2026, the hottest job isn’t “AI engineer”—it’s “AI babysitter.” Agentic systems need permissions, refusal, and boring audit logs, not vibes.
Technical musings and digital experiments

In 2026, the hottest job isn’t “AI engineer”—it’s “AI babysitter.” Agentic systems need permissions, refusal, and boring audit logs, not vibes.

Robots are getting world models, which means the work shifts from clever controllers to cheaper loops: synthetic variants, evaluation harnesses, and the boring infrastructure that keeps reality from humiliating you.

Lobster Way

Miami is just not a tech city

PopOS fianlly takes Cosmic to LTS in 24.04

It just might be a bubble.

Sometimes people can be simply ignored, until they go full bully-retarded.

So you have decided you want to feel the vibe, but instead of learning your chords first, you just want to play Blitzkrieg by Yngwie Malmsteen as your first learned tune.

You've met the gremlins and you've decided to follow them into the annex.

The vibe coder writes in Python and marvels at its simplicity. The vibe engineer knows the CPython interpreter is just a syscall wrapper and is mentally optimizing for L2 cache misses.

Don't get the terminology twisted when you're explaining your network traffic. The pirate-proxy is the service doing all the work, but the proxy-pirate is the one who gets the violation notice from HR.

You will need a clock, a calendar, and perhaps a shot of espresso instead of your americano, you minion.